The lamp posts are taking over

Is it just me or has it been quieter than a very quiet thing having a quiet day off?

Last night I had a dream. Not exactly the kind of one you where you wake up with a startling political statement to pronounce to the world – this was more of an army of lamp posts marching across Westminster Bridge, growing taller than the Houses of Parliament and taking over our city kind of dream.

I’m firmly blaming alcohol and the flyer for Brad Downey’s upcoming Stolen Space show for it but to be fair I haven’t checked outside the window yet.